Unfortunately for me (but lucky for the iPhone) Choc Star is only crusing around the streets of the UK, having yet made a debut stateside. But here's hoping. Then again, the company's web site does say the van is available for private hire: "Choc Star is available for hire to anyone looking for an injection of fun and quality chocolate fare at their party. If you e-mail us the date, time, numbers, location and type of menu sought, we will get back to you with an approximate quote. We will turn up with lights flashing, music pumping and shelves a-heaving." All I can say is someone needs to start this in Massachusetts. Like, this afternoon.